I'm no conservative

But I hope Christine O'Donnell wins in Delaware. This aspiring Senator, in less than two weeks, has been quoted on every salacious topic, from condoms to masturbation to homosexuality, and back to masturbation. I thought Sarah Palin was entertaining, but screw that. She can't deliver outrageous quotes like O'Donnell, whose latest statement showed us she understands all sides, like, you know, witchcraft: "I had a midnight picnic on a satanic alter ...complete with a little blood there and stuff." Of course all of this is regurgitated from old news clips and interviews, but let's be real. Based on her political platform and her logic-defying campaign statements, she hasn't radically departed from her high school belief system.

I have zero confidence in O'Donnell becoming an effective Senator, and she's already lost three Senate races, but what a tragedy if she loses this campaign, goes back to her marketing career, and the rest of us have to listen to Palin again.