Confused

As a Facebook user, am I obligated to start using Twitter hash tags in my posts now? for several months I have observed said Twitter hash tags  in several of my friends' postings. Am I outdated or dumb because I can't figure out something short and witty to include? I freaking hate Twitter. Why are you doing this to me, social media deities?

Well, HA HA HA, guess what? I am not that outdated or dumb, faithful readers. When I put my mind to something, anything is possible, plus housework. Here is my FB post:

When did FB become Twitter? #cutthatshitout #now.

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