Goals

I am going to work hard to accomplish the following this month, faithful reader(s):

1.  Sleep in until 6:30 am
2.  Plant the poor wilting impatients that hate me for leaving them high and dry in the furthest corner of the backyard
3.  Halt, or at the very least reduce, what has become a weekly slamming of the heads by L and C (now referred to as the rams)
4.  Accept the fact that Mags starts kindergarten in two weeks, I will actually volunteer to sit in tiny school chairs at his school once a week, and that I am slowly inching my way towards irrelevance, at least in the eyes of my first offspring
5.  Meditate at a consistent time each day instead of squeezing in a session between laundry loads or after red wine, at which point it is much easier
6.  Research the new Dyson mop. $330 but who is counting? I don't earn a regular income, after all.
7.  Liking tofu. The mister, who has lost an estimated 21 pounds by changing his eating times and going low-fat, thinks this would add variety to our diet. Gag me with a slimy, blocky mess.

Will report back on successes and failures soonest. Having a glass of white and then meditating.

Don't lecture me.