the allure of renee zellwegger

J and I spent Saturday night watching "Case 39," a pseudo-horror flick starring Renee Zellwegger. It occured to me as the movie concluded that Renee has had her fair share of romances with high-profile, and mostly attractive, men. George Clooney had a very public crush on her. That was followed by a relationship with Jim Carrey. Then Jack White of the White Stripes. And Bradley Cooper, who, let's face it, is not a great actor but very easy on the eyes. And we can't forgot Kenny Chesney, the gay country singer. A gay guy married her!!

I asked J casually if he thought Ms. Z was attractive. "Not at all," he said.

Today at work, I asked a couple of male colleagues if they considered her hot. "NO WAY!" was the uniform response.

Okay, so, she must have a vivacious personality, right?

"She seems dull, probably obsessed with working out and not eating," said D.

So how do all these men fall for her? What could it be?

"Her vagina is bedazzled," D said, deadpan.

I thought about it and couldn't come up with a better response. Renee's vagina is bedazzled.

Let's go with that for now.