Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Nothing is sacred anymore

The Catholic church, college football, the Boy Scouts and the CIA. All have been rocked by sex scandals and cover-ups. I thought the CIA was the penultimate of betrayal, but a new, more egregious scandal has emerged.

Elmo.

Sigh. The red furry monster with the high-pitched voice is now embroiled in a sex scandal of his own. How this will play out we don't yet know but what is clear is that we can never watch him ride his tricycle or shriek the ABCs without thinking that he knows more about the male anatomy than he is letting on.

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