i can hear you!!

I'm on the phone but I can hear you outside my office, talking like I'm not even there.

"This is Roya. She oversees public affairs. She's actually pregnant with twins."

"Really? You can't even tell."

Snarky laugh. "Actually, she's small to begin with. But about three weeks ago, BOOM! She just popped. You can't see it behind the desk, but wait til she stands up."

"Eeeuw, really?"

"She's going to get much bigger. I think she's only five months now, but just wait."

Gaggle of laughter ensues.

I can't turn around fast enough to give them both the stink eye, so I'll just continue eating my bagel, talking on the phone and reveling in my girth.