i love the homos...

...but there are just too many of these biatches on TV right now.

Despite my protests about watching a competition about baking, J convinced me to tune in to "Top Chef Just Desserts." The show features a plethora of cupcakes, many of them prepared by actual cucpakes.

One super-homo, who was on the bottom during the quickfire challenge, was brought to tears when told that his chocolate creation was favored by the judges. "It's just so, you know, emotional," he sobbed. "Making a pastry is like giving birth. You don't know how it's going to turn out. You don't know how people are going to react to your pastry."

Oh, cry me a Fire Island river. However, I have to say the other biatches are just as annoying. There is the pouty, prima donna Seth, with his muscles always on display; Tim, who resembles David Turtera, likes to make frozen desserts and calls himself the ice queen; and Yigit, from Turkey, who looks he came straight out of a bath house ad. What I would give for a Danielle Staub or a Teresa Guiduice-like baker, someone who could turn out a kick-ass brownie and go toe-to-toe, prostitution-whore-style, with these homos.

That would be true just desserts!