Listen jerkie:

You. You on the cell phone. You on the cell phone two stalls away from me. What the hell is so important that you have to make a call in the john? From what I can tell, all you are saying is "Yes. Yeah. Uh huh." Does the person on the other end know you're in the loo or are you trying to be cool and pretend its the subway? Just for that, I am going to flush TWICE. Let that spoil your nice clean reception.